Whale Tail Tale (A Play on Words)

The scene: A reporter and an Eskimo are standing at the top of a cliff, below which there is a dead whale on the small beach.

Act One
Reporter: That is a very large fish down there.
Eskimo: Whale
Reporter: Why so large?
Eskimo: Male whale
Reporter: It looks kind of light in color
Eskimo: Pale male whale
Reporter: Are you going to do something with it?
Eskimo: Sale
Reporter: You are going to sell the whole thing?
Eskimo: Tail. Pale male whale tail sale
Reporter: How will people know about the sale?
Eskimo: Mail
Reporter: Can people come by boat?
Eskimo: Sail
Reporter: What if the boat leaks?
Eskimo: Bail pail
Reporter: How will they get down this cliff if they come by land?
Eskimo: Shale trail
Reporter: Won’t they fall off the trail?
Eskimo: Rail
Reporter: How do you build the rail?
Eskimo: Nail
Reporter: It’s still looking a little weak
Eskimo: Shale trail rail nail frail
Reporter: Are you going to have refreshments?
Eskimo: Ale
Reorter: Food?
Eskimo: Snail, quail

Act Two
One week later
Reporter:
How did the sale go?
Eskimo: Well. Gale. Hail. Ale stale. Shale trail rail nail fail. Sail fail. Bail pail fail. Pale male whale tail sale fail.