In our kitchen there’s a new TV.
In our living room there’s one to see.
Our playroom is where one is able
To see 300 channels on cable.
Each bedroom has a wide-screen set.
No TV’s in each bathroom yet,
But please do not express your sorrow
They’re here to be installed tomorrow.
If there’s nothing on but junk and sleaze,
They all take tapes and DVDs.
So just in case you’re taking notes,
We now have thirty-two remotes.
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