Attitude Adjustment

There was a boy whose name was Larry

Whose thoughts and acts were all contrary.

He slipped and fell into the sea.

He did not float as you can see:

A case of negative boy in sea.

Feminist Perspective

To start our church we sing a hymn

I know the chance is very slim

But the women’s group did all confer

And they want our church to sing a her.

Raised Voice

Harry sang high,

Then he sang higher,

Highest tenor in the choir.

He thought he might get some award,

But he only sprained a vocal cord.