A Couple of Couplets on Travel

East Africa has lovely views.

You can also watch the 6 PM gnus.

To make our tour of Europe complete,

At supper we had the local track meat.

Church Spire

When they hired the pastor to help the people,
They gave him an office way up in the steeple.
They said, "For the sort of work required,
We need to be sure you are highly inspired."

Political Reality

Wrapped in the flag he stood on the stand

And said our salvation was near at hand.

“If all of you will vote for me,

You will see prosperity.

You see I have a magic wand

I bought from Harry across the pond.”

Life is Like That

I traveled far to see the sea.

It was a wonderful thing to see.

I learned that I could watch the tide,

But I could not see the other side.