Hairried Husband

I thought I’d grow a mustache and beard
My wife said, “That is really weird.
To let your whiskers grow long there.
I really hate the taste of hair.
And though I well may seem remiss
You’ll never get a goodnight kiss.”

Computer Literacy

My grandkids won’t let me forget
I’m not yet on the Internet.
By phone I can communicate,
But they say that is out of date.
You have to dial.
You have to wait.
They are all on Facebook twice a day
And say they keep in touch that way.
(To that I only say Hooray!)

Political Statement

In politics where am I at?
I think I am Republicrat.

Good advice for Sunday..or any day

If you want to know if the gospel’s true,
The scriptures tell you what to do.
But prayer without a real intent
Is a waste of any time you spent.

Talking Head

I watched a talk show on TV
To see if he agreed with me.
At first he was a little dense,
But I must say in his defense
For those of us who are on the fence
His recent words have made some sense.